Easy things to say, hard to do

Are you going to cry just because a couple of look like me people were yelling at you? Baby, I still have to babysit myself for not jumping into a bunch of junk sometimes, feel sorry for me now! That is suffering. But look at you, and I will never say this or repeat anything similar in my entire life, you have a charming voice, a head with a brain (something a few could certify) and you are definitely not throwing your life down the tube, that is glorious.